Oh Goodness ya'll!!! Save me! Mummy has been fixated on cleaning cleaning before grandpappy arrives to stay with us. She got the carpet shampooed and now no one can walk ANYWHERE in the house with their shoes on and she wipes up my paws EVERYTIME I go out. EVERY SINGLE TIME! Please help me!
Mummy dusts and dusts and sneezes and then this weekend she'll tackle the guest room/office/storage room and get it all pretty and homey for grandpappy. She said he's on oxygen now and that I need to be extra careful around him.
These humans are strange creatures.. I wish it wasn't Thanksgiving or whatever! Then Mummy is normal and the place is a mess and we run around the living room and dance and Mummy tries to sing while I run away from her!